Frequently Asked Questions
Which cleaner removes permanent marker from porcelain better?
Clorox removed permanent marker with one spray and a five-minute wait, while Seventh Generation needed scrubbing and a second application.
Does Seventh Generation toilet bowl cleaner have a strong smell?
No, Seventh Generation Fresh Mint has a pleasant minty scent that doesn’t make your eyes water and smells like a polite garden or a spa for your toilet.
Is Clorox bathroom cleaner more affordable than Seventh Generation?
Yes, Clorox is cheaper per ounce than Seventh Generation.
Which cleaner is better for heavy-duty messes like dog accidents?
Clorox handles heavy-duty messes effectively with strong cleaning power, while Seventh Generation is better for routine light duty.
Clorox wins because it is the only product in this house that can restore a toilet to its original state after The Dog’s expressive days. It doesn’t care about being polite; it cares about results. Yes, it smells like a chemistry lab and you should probably wear a facial expression of mild concern while using it, but when you need to erase a stain that looks like a crime scene, Seventh Generation’s minty freshness is just not enough. This is the product for people who value forgiveness-through-bleach over environmental harmony. You give up a pleasant cleaning experience and the ability to breathe freely during application, but you gain peace of mind that your toilet is not just cleaned — it’s purified.
Here’s the plain truth: if your bathroom sees mostly routine maintenance and you want a non-offensive, plant-powered cleaner that smells like a garden, buy Seventh Generation. If, however, your household includes a dog with a mysterious diet, a seven-year-old with artistic aspirations, or a Dad who judges your cleaning products like a priest judges sins, buy the Clorox. It’s not subtle. It’s not eco-friendly. But it will absolutely win the war against whatever The Dog left behind.
At the end of the day, you know your bathroom better than we do. Trust your gut — and maybe your nose. If you’re the kind of person who wipes down counters with lavender dreams, go mint. If you’re the kind who needs to see the bleach work in real time or you don’t feel clean, go Clorox. Either way, you’ll have a semi-functional toilet and a story to tell. And if Hope tries to taste the Seventh Generation again, just hide both bottles.