"My Dad got a new robot vacuum and I named her Sparkles. She lives in the corner and eats Cheerios."

— Hope, age 7  ·  Read our story →

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iRobot Roomba j7+ Review: The robot vacuum that finally learned to dodge your kid's LEGO minefield.
The robot vacuum that finally learned to dodge your kid's LEGO minefield.
iRobot Roomba Combo Essential Review: A budget-friendly 2-in-1 vacuum and mop that punches above its weight — but knows its limits.
A budget-friendly 2-in-1 vacuum and mop that punches above its weight — but knows its limits.
iRobot Roomba j9+ Review: The self-emptying robot vacuum that finally lets you forget about vacuuming — almost.
The self-emptying robot vacuum that finally lets you forget about vacuuming — almost.
Roborock S8 MaxV Ultra Review: The robot vacuum that practically runs your household — minus the attitude.
The robot vacuum that practically runs your household — minus the attitude.
iRobot Roomba 694 Review: The no-nonsense entry into robot vacuuming that gets the basics right without emptying your wallet.
The no-nonsense entry into robot vacuuming that gets the basics right without emptying your wallet.
Roborock Q5 Pro Review: A seriously capable robot vacuum that punches above its price tag — no sparkle dust required.
A seriously capable robot vacuum that punches above its price tag — no sparkle dust required.
Ecovacs Deebot T30S Combo Review: A robot vacuum and handheld vac in one dock — because your floors AND your couch deserve the sparkle treatment.
A robot vacuum and handheld vac in one dock — because your floors AND your couch deserve the sparkle treatment.
Ecovacs Deebot X2 Omni Review: The square-shaped overachiever that vacuums, mops, and basically does your chores so you can binge-watch in peace.
The square-shaped overachiever that vacuums, mops, and basically does your chores so you can binge-watch in peace.
Ecovacs Deebot N10 Plus Review: A self-emptying sidekick that keeps your floors sparkling — without emptying your wallet.
A self-emptying sidekick that keeps your floors sparkling — without emptying your wallet.
Shark AI Ultra 2-in-1 Robot Vacuum & Mop Review: A surprisingly smart little cleaning buddy that handles the daily mess so you don't have to.
A surprisingly smart little cleaning buddy that handles the daily mess so you don't have to.
Shark Ion Robot RV761 Review: A budget-friendly little helper that keeps your floors decent — just don't expect it to think too hard.
A budget-friendly little helper that keeps your floors decent — just don't expect it to think too hard.
Eufy X10 Pro Omni Review: A seriously powerful robot vacuum-mop combo that practically takes care of itself — dock drama and all.
A seriously powerful robot vacuum-mop combo that practically takes care of itself — dock drama and all.

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